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*SNEEZES*


*BANG*


"Goddammit."

Combing my hair,

    Thinking of yesterday's yesterdays. 


My image reflecting on all of those "almosts"

   That become


                      Not enough. 

by SpinnySpin84 Oct 20, 2014
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Satan called.

He wants his asshole back.

by saintmaker 14 hours ago
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I like your shirt.  This is gonna be a real shame.

The BAD GUY is holding a gun to the head of their HOSTAGE, attempting to make an escape from the scene of a massive shoot-out. The ACTION HERO draws his weapon and aims at the BAD...

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close your eyes and remember to breathe.


take a moment.

stop thinking about what you think your life is supposed to be.


enjoy this moment.

value what you have, what you've done, and...

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by tootwofoursquare Oct 20, 2014
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"You can suck my Glock!"

by jdhaen 3 hours ago
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(For Gaby -- this is a Native American folktale)

In the beginning, before the People, Rainbow Crow was the loveliest of all birds, with bright feathers and a beautiful singing...

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Ugly "Machete" kind of guy.

Looks in camera, pointing gun.
 

"No fuckin' way Fanny Price's better than Lizzie Bennet."

 

BANG!

by Mantia 2 hours ago
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I am always trying to catch myself.

Unfortunately I have butter fingers.


Fortunately I thus forever fly.


This knight has universal wings.

by gregoryrowlerson Oct 22, 2014
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"Idle hands are the devil's playthings" (or "A cautionary tale about overthinking every single thing")

 

 

 

There is less to be said about the true nature of waiting than might be...

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by Anton_n 21 hours ago
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This morning I tried to put a sock onto a foot that I don't have. I pulled three socks out of the drawer and pulled on the left one and then the right. Then i tried to raise a leg...

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by Anton_n Oct 06, 2014
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