Among the many things I miss from my family's little dairy farm....
Alright, RECorders, here's mega Domino collab opus #2. My version of a raunchy comedy song doesn't start sweet and innocent, then get predictably lewd; it comes out swinging right away, but leaves room for a redemptive twist at the end.
MAUREEN: Hey, Jean! (Yeah yeah?)
Didja hear about Dean? (No, no...)
He sent me his penis in a text meant for Irene (No way!)
JEAN: Hey, Colleen! (Yeah yeah!)
Didja hear about Dean? (No no!)
Well, check out this penis pic that he sent to Maureen (Oh no!)
I can't believe it happened; I can't believe it's true
I hope he gets what's comin' to him for bein' so darn rude
COLLEEN, TO CHEERLEADING SQUAD: Hey, team! (Yeah! Yeah!)
Didja hear about Dean? (No! No!)
You will when you see this post I just wrote on Scene [Twitter/FB-type site] (N! O!)
CHEERLEADERS: Hey, Scene! (YEAH! YEAH!)
Didja hear about Dean? (YEAH! YEAH!)
This guy's egregious; someone should call the police (HEAR HEAR!!)
We can't believe it happened; we can't believe it's true
But hopefully he'll get what's comin' 'cos now we've seen it too
[montage: police get calls, see the pic, clamor to Dean’s house, knock on his door, CUT TO BLACK]
DEAN: Hey, Maureen? (Yeah?)
Could you tell Irene-- (No.)
...that I'm in this penal institution, and what I sent was a meme...of a fucking mushroom
[finally cut to the pic - a mushroom sticking out of a zipper with the caption, "...JUST THE CAP?"] (Oh no...)
I guess it didn't happen; I guess it isn't true
Be careful playin' that game of phones 'cos you're probably gonna lose
If you know "Mollie", then you know the drill. I need all of these parts covered: Maureen, Jean, Colleen, four+ cheerleaders, five+ "Scene"-sters, and any more musicians who could round out instrumentation. Illustrators, animators, video editors, etc.: this could be BIG.
Song is 100BPM, and chords are E, C#min, A, B. Stems to come if enough people show interest...it's gonna take me a good while to clean up each track and zip them all up.
telephone sounds from freesound.org (creative commons licenses)