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Game Of Phones (Song)
TheLastDomino Released ago

Alright, RECorders, here's mega Domino collab opus #2. My version of a raunchy comedy song doesn't start sweet and innocent, then get predictably lewd; it comes out swinging right away, but leaves room for a redemptive twist at the end.


 


LYRICS:


MAUREEN: Hey, Jean! (Yeah yeah?)


Didja hear about Dean? (No, no...)


He sent me his penis in a text meant for Irene (No way!)


JEAN: Hey, Colleen! (Yeah yeah!)


Didja hear about Dean? (No no!)


Well, check out this penis pic that he sent to Maureen (Oh no!)


I can't believe it happened; I can't believe it's true


I hope he gets what's comin' to him for bein' so darn rude


COLLEEN, TO CHEERLEADING SQUAD: Hey, team! (Yeah! Yeah!)


Didja hear about Dean? (No! No!)


You will when you see this post I just wrote on Scene [Twitter/FB-type site] (N! O!)


CHEERLEADERS: Hey, Scene! (YEAH! YEAH!)


Didja hear about Dean? (YEAH! YEAH!)


This guy's egregious; someone should call the police (HEAR HEAR!!)


We can't believe it happened; we can't believe it's true


But hopefully he'll get what's comin' 'cos now we've seen it too


[montage: police get calls, see the pic, clamor to Dean’s house, knock on his door, CUT TO BLACK]


DEAN: Hey, Maureen? (Yeah?)


Could you tell Irene-- (No.)


...that I'm in this penal institution, and what I sent was a meme...of a fucking mushroom


[finally cut to the pic - a mushroom sticking out of a zipper with the caption, "...JUST THE CAP?"] (Oh no...)


I guess it didn't happen; I guess it isn't true


Be careful playin' that game of phones 'cos you're probably gonna lose


 


If you know "Mollie", then you know the drill. I need all of these parts covered: Maureen, Jean, Colleen, four+ cheerleaders, five+ "Scene"-sters, and any more musicians who could round out instrumentation. Illustrators, animators, video editors, etc.: this could be BIG.


Song is 100BPM, and chords are E, C#min, A, B. Stems to come if enough people show interest...it's gonna take me a good while to clean up each track and zip them all up.


 


telephone sounds from freesound.org (creative commons licenses)


http://freesound.org/people/bgrun17/sounds/170692/


http://freesound.org/people/deraj/sounds/218083/

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