Just a silly idea I had about a stick of chalk who is disappointed that he hasn't reached his full potential...
Thought it might work as a blackboard animation... but I have no blackboard and I don't know how to animate...
One of my favorite photos ever - my daughter Kaia with her Halloween mentor, Dr. Gory.
On my way
Doors opened 5 mins ago!
Have you even left yet?
Do you have the tickets?
(This is a re-post, because I'm stupid)
Please don’t shit on me
I see that look you’re giving
And I don’t trust you for a hot second
Not a one
No, I don’t have any bread
To buy a tepid truce/ oh shit shit shit
You’re flying right above me
And you’re gonna do it, aren’t you?
You’re gonna blatantly defecate on me
In front of all these nice people
You sweet, sweet thing
You/ fuck, you’re flying back toward me
With your friends
All your friends
And they’re all giving me that look
That shitty pigeon look
I’m supposed to be thinking about
The ups and downs of the NASDAQ
Some really meaty adult shit
I’m stuck on pigeons
Trials and tribulations of being a mom is your kids think your the car DJ and your taking request but I'm not that mom and I'll play what I want to hear.
I’m a small child and I’m at a birthday party. Maybe it’s my birthday. There are balloons and ribbons strewn about the carpet. I reach out my
hand. I’m a passenger on an airplane. My hands are wrinkled and my skin is paper white and almost translucent. I look at the old man sleeping next to me. His skin is also nearly translucent. This old dress I'm wearing is getting to be too tight. I look out the window. Thick currents of air flow across
the sky. I hear thunder as my friends and I play rugby in a large field. We should go in soon, but we’re muddy and the rain would give us a nice wash. My legs burn and sweat drips as I stand motionlessly. I think I'll prepare
the equipment. I’m on a small wooden boat in a large, clear ocean. I’m a teenager out working with my father,...