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Viktor Enns
- Germany
- Last Record: 2013-03-09 18:55:04 +0530
- Joined: Jun 24, 2010
- http://ennsviktor.com
starting off my quantum stories collab with a first collection about procrastination - a very dear subject of mine.
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I'll write this later. |
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... I'll write it later. _________________________________________ I'm having a hard time getting work done right now |
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My To-Do List consists of just: "write a To-Do List."
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Time watches dolefully, steadily shooting disapproving glances at the student. After two hours, three hours, nine hours of dodging ticks and tocks, an essay remains unwritten. |
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1. Who are you and what do you do? I'm Hati and I'm one semeste... |
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The result of boredom for any porn addict with some mechanical skills would be the Porno Robot. Of course, it's in progress of being the best machine ever made!
A little walkthrough:
1. TV Screen for the visuals.
2. Three speakers (mouth, shoulders) for best audio.
3. Volume nobs for nipples.
4. Antennae for Skinemax.
5. DVD Player (eyes) for your personal collection.
6. Video camera (belly button) if you want to record your own porno.
7. Tissue slot for messes.
8. A request screen + mic + slot where things come out (ie. condoms, lube, toothpaste...)
9. The multi-"toy" arms, state of the art, has every dildo/vibrator/toy you can imagine! Request what you want and the Porno Robot can help!
10. Pink, because that's how Porno Robot rolls. You can request other colors as well.
Okay, in truth, procrastination does this to the best of us. First robot ever drawn/created, so it's very basic robotics. Simple design for a simple purpose.
Release Date: Summer 2018
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Everything was ready -- notes spread out and color coordinated, black tea brewing and steaming, laptop open with a blank document lighting up her face. Fingers hovering over the keys, she began to ...
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Everything was ready -- notes spread out and color coordinated, black tea brewing and steaming, laptop open with a blank document lighting up her face. Fingers hovering over the keys, she began ... |
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She was ready to play the writer´s role when someone knocked the door. Right on time, procrastination came to play along.
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Procrastination said to Work:
"Rain check?" Work replied: "It's not even raining." |
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Given today
But done tomorrow. Usually rushed, Never thorough. Procrastination always fails. |
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Dear future-self,
So what, you’re like 28-29 now, well if this is exactly ten years in the future like it’s supposed to be, anyway. I wonder if you remember what it’s like for me right n... |
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I want to work but the office is too hot and I can see the dogs running in the park. Let's forget the filing, have more coffee, listen to the Modern Lovers.
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"One of these days I'm going to write a tiny story." thought the procrastinator.
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Hope your rich and famous by now, or else.
Naaaa, if your healthy, not fat, and still have your two eyes, fine by me. Hope you found someone special by now, hope you didn't lo... |
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I figured out the major obstacle in my life - I am a procrastinator.
So I read that to overcome this problem I should start to write out the process in which I see myself completing a ... |
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Meredith had a strange and ironic problem. You see, when she had a lot of work to do, she would feel stressed. This, of course, is nothing special. However, when she felt overwhelmed, just think... |
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Oh boy... Yes yes yes, this community is such an addiction... Youhou addictions all the way ! I'll just add this one next to dark chocolate & red wine <3
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The citizens of Procrasti-Nation turned frantically to their president.
"We need a tax reform!" they cried. "Hold on," he said, "I'll do it later…" -- al... |
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The Evolution of English Lit by Lara Gonzalez-Soler September 1st, 2010 'Let me just check Facebook really quick...' 12pm 'Man, Joseph Gordon-L... |
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I'll fill this in sometime soon.
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"I really should be working," she muttered to herself while clicking on the next RECord. It was only 7:00. Technically, she had all night to do her work for tomorrow. "Just 30 minutes more, then... |
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Can't we just stop time so tomorrow never comes? Can't I just put it off forever? Some things I just don't want to have to deal with, don't wanna have to do.
I can't? ... |
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A man stopped me on the street.
"Excuse me, do you have the time?" "I wish," said I, "but there simply isn't enough of it." - B-side: A man stopped me on ... |
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Tired of working day in and day out, my memory decided it needed a day off… which is why I failed the exam.
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you’ll sleep silent and exposed in a miniature city
in lack-luster cadence you’ll tell me i’m pretty
the clock strikes neon and you’d return the favor
but like my acceding you’ll ‘get to it later.’
