When humans have insomnia, they will hit record randomly. When a Raccoon has insomnia... well, basically the same.
Alright - so sleep is clearly overrated ...
"When humans have insomnia, they will count imaginary sheep hopping a fence. When a Raccoon has insomnia, it will count cards at a black jack table."
and another one:
when a human has insomnia, they will chat for hours on the phone with friends. when a raccoon has insomnia, it will go see his shrink.
I was a bit carried away.... But since I'm not really into writing, maybe you can help me out with the wording of this tiny story:
when a human has insomnia, they will roam the streets aimlessly at night. when a raccoon has insomnia it will go on a blind date.
"When a human has insomnia, they will heat up a soothing sleepy time tea. When a raccoon has insomnia, it will [have] a nice mimosa over brunch."
Tiny Story illustration with a slight change: somehow the fact that he actually drinks a mimosa tea evaded me - my mind got stuck on the raccoon having a picnic-brunch. Of course he's using a fork and knife, but then I just realized he's holding it the wrong way round - seems he's not the only one who's insomniac.
"when a human has insomnia, they will lay awake all night watching infomercials. when a raccoon has insomnia, it will go and catch a matinee."
OK, first time I tried to draw an insomniac raccoon... I guess it would look even more matinee-like if the seats were red. Maybe someone could help me to remix this a little. I've still got the feeling it isn't finished yet.
... raving raccoon coming right up - I think we can still do the yoga tiny story as well. I also have a suggestion for a slight change of the wording of this one, so they won't collide:
"When a human has insomnia, they'll [watch a fitness video]. When a raccoon has insomnia, it'll go to a rave."
I hope it's what you had in mind, Rae Boots-Webb ;)
"When humans have insomnia, they'll try very hard to catch some Z's. When a Hog Nosed Bat has insomnia, it'll try very hard to catch a foul ball in stadium."