Jack and Jill went up the hill

To fetch a pail of water

Jack fell down and broke his crown

And Jill, the sole beneficiary of his life insurance policy,

I love you more than I can stand.
So I sat down.

When I was younger I wanted to be a lawyer.

Now I just want to be younger.

 

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Halfway through the prince’s climb up the tower, Rapunzel decided that a bob would suit her face shape better.

 

 

 

 

As the last leaf fell to the ground,

The Earth stood still to hear its sound.

 

The Breakup

 

Today she's going to tell him. She's finally going to break free from all the resentment that had inundated her heart over the years...

He was convinced, at first, that it would make a great pet. After all, it seemed so autonomous that it was practically maintenance-free.  Besides, it would surely make a wonderful companion...

Tommy doesn't understand why the kids at school suddenly won't play with him anymore.
Even the teachers ignore him now. When he raises his hand, they act as if they didn't see him.
He fee...

When John and Mary separated,

their shadows were devastated,

for they, too, had fallen in love

with each other.

Feeling nostalgic, the Devil dropped to the ground and made a snow angel.

A wicked girl two weeks ago laughed at me and said,

"Your hair's too pink; your nose, too big,"

she laughed and laughed. And laughed.

A wicked...

Some people drown their sorrows in a bottle of whiskey, but it’s not my cup of tea.

 

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Do not be frightened, charming prince

By hushing words in roaring winds

It was but me, for I must stay

Because I could not get away

 

Walking through a dark alley, Jane felt agitated

To find a bloody corpse, completely mutilated

Not where she had left it

A solar eclipse takes place when the Sun and the Moon meet to conspire, and keep Earth in the dark.

 

 

 

 

*I...

In her freckles he found the constellations that led him home.

 

 

*A REmix of haley.aronow's "The Astronomer's Romance (Tiny Story)" (http...

The shadow has always wanted to perform in front of an audience

But he doesn't like to be in the spotlight. 

 

 

*A REmix of mp...

You always thought you could read me like a book

but I bet you weren't counting on a surprise ending

As the flower wilted by the side of the road,

It began to feel like a crumpled love note.

I'll build you a pillow fort,

if you'll let me in.

and, just like that,

she slipped away

from the somatic cells

that imprisoned her,

a life sentence

breached,

an unapologeti...

Her hair danced in the wind.

So, she thought she'd join in.