“I’m starving.”

“Okay. Let’s go grab a bite. What are you hungry for?”

“I don’t know and quite frankly, I don&rsq...

“So, how was it?”

“It’s therapy. How good could it be?”

“Do you feel better?”

“I feel…..different.&rdqu...

“Hey! I saw that!”

“What?”

“You just hit my car!”

“No, I didn’t. I was merely backing up.”

&...

“I have to tell you a funny story that happened at work the other day.”

“What happened?”

“I showed up ten minutes late for work on Tuesday. ...

“Have you noticed that most people have stopped saying ‘Thank you’ when you hold the door open for them?”

“I guess people are too busy nowadays. They&rs...

“May I help you?”

“No, you can’t.”

“I’m sure I can offer some assistance.”

“Look, pal. I just walked int...

“Excuse me, is this seat taken?”

“Apparently not.”

“Hey, bartender! I’ll have a Scotch on the Rocks……And…can I ge...

“Okay. Here’s the plan. I’m going to go park the car…”

“…Why can’t I park the car?”

“Cause I’m the one...

“Do you feel like doing anything right now?”

“No.”

“Did you say, ‘No,’?”

“Yes.”

&ldquo...

“Aren’t you supposed to be at work by now?”

“Yes, but it might be awkward to show up for a job I no longer have.”

“I’m so sorry....

“Hey, honey. What are you doing?”

“Work stuff.”

“I love you.”

“Right back at cha.”

“…...

“I have your test results.”

“Give it to me straight, Doc. How bad is it?”

“I won’t lie. You’re not well. I’m afraid you ha...

“Hello, are you ready to order?"

"Yes."

"Is this for here or to go?”

"For here. I’ll take a…8 oz. sirloin steak, please.”

“SURPRISE!!!"

"Uh..."

"Happy Birthday, buddy!”

“I..I..I don’t know what to say.”

“Your face says it all! You d...

“Do you have a job?”

“No.”

“How do you make money?”

“Why do I need to make money?”

“Well, fo...

“Excuse me. I’m sorry to bother you. I don’t usually ask strangers for directions, but I..I think I’m lost.”

“Which way are you headed?”

...

“Is this your first time performing on stage?”

“Yeah. And I must admit…..I’m nervous.”

“You just have butterflies floating around in your stomach. Everyone gets them.”

“Are we there, yet?”

“No.”

“…”

“…”

“Are we there, yet?”

&ldq...

“I hold in my hand…..the key to success.”

“Where is it?”

“Right here. In my hand.”

“That’s a binder.&rd...

“I see that you made a check mark on the outside of the boxes.”

“Correct.”

“And I also see that you wrote the words, “All Of The Above,” next to
your check mark.”
...

“Here you go.”

“What’s this?”

“I got you a present.”

“A box? How thoughtful.”

“No, sil...

“Whatcha doing?”

“I’m shopping.”

“On the computer?”

“Yeah.”

“What!? Sounds crazy.&rdqu...

“Has the jury reached a unanimous verdict?”

“We have, Your Honor.”

“What say you?”

“We the jury find the defendant&h...

“Today, we shall save the world.”

“Or?”

“I’m sorry did you just ask, “Or?”

“Yeah.”

&ld...

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Like what?”

“Strangely.”

“There’s something….different about yo...

“Hello, and how are you doing today?”

“Not too well.”

“Oh no. What’s the matter?”

“I…I can’t say....

“What did he look like?”

“He had icy blue eyes. They were very big. Kind of buggy. He was wearing contacts, which gave them an enriching color. He was also wearing ...

“Wanna play this?”

“Sure.”

“Pick one of these colors.”

“Green.”

“G..R..E..E..N. Ok. Now, cho...

“My mind keeps growing.”

“Really? And how’s that working out for you?”

“Pretty good, I guess. I’m learning a lot more than I use...

“Alright. We have a lot to get done and not much time to do everything.”

“Okay. What do you need me to do?”

“I need you to send out invitati...

“I am a genie! A genie I be! I grant wishes in counts of three!”

“Wow! A real genie!”

“Tell me what you fancy, and I will deliver it to thee...

“May I tell you something?”

“Yeah.”

“First off, I don’t like you.”

“I know.”

“Oh, you ...

“Ouch! Stop it!”

“Are you okay?”

“Yeah. What?”

“Did you say, ‘Ouch! Stop it!’?”

&ldquo...

“Did you come alone?”

“Yes!”

“No one followed you?”

“Do you see anyone other than me?”

“Did ...

“Dear, diary.”

“Hello!”

“Whoa! You can talk?”

“Of course, I can talk. You talk, right?”

“Wel...

“What brings you to Sundance?”

“I’m here to see independent films and appreciate the arts.”

“Sounds fun. What movies do you want...

“What’s the plan?”

“Tomorrow, I’ll wake up, shower, and leave my place no later than noon. I’ll head over to the dry cleaner’s and pick up t...

“Will I win the lottery?…….Ask again later.”

“………………”

“Alright. Will I win the lotte...

“What do you think you’re doing?”

“Following you.”

“What? Are you some kind of crazy stalker?”

“No, I’m ...

“Can I play?”

“No way!”

“Why not?”

“Because you never play fair.”

“Since when?”

“I have a secret to tell you.”

“No!”

“No? Yes, I do.”

“I mean, ‘No’ as in ‘No, don’t tell me...

“Excuse me. May I borrow a piece of paper?”

“Of course, as long as, you give it back later.”

“Don’t worry. I’ll give you a piece...

“I finally made it!”

“About time.”

“No, clocks are about time; I just got here.”

“Good one.”

&ldqu...

“Would you like to have dinner with me?”

“I’ve already eaten.”

“I meant tomorrow night.”

“I’d love to, b...

“What are you doing?”

“I’m reading. I want to make sure everything’s in order.”

“It’s a standard contract.”

“Look. We’re never going to resolve this debate. Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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“Hello.”

“Hey! I just moved in next door.”

“Oh, well. Welcome to the neighborhood.”

“Thank you. Folks around here ar...

A: “Okay. Now, when Phil walks in everyone will yell….”

B: “SUNRISE!!!”

A: “Sunrise? No! Surprise. We’ll yell ‘Surprise&r...

“May I take your order?”

“Yes…I’ll have…Gosh. There are just so many things to choose from.”

“Please, take your time.&rd...

“WHAT?”

“Hush…”

“Shhh…”

“Huh?”

“Psst…”

“Shhh&he...

“What’s up?”

“Not much. Just checking something real quick.”

“What?”

“Nothing important…Just a dating s...

“Ever have that feeling of déjà vu?”

“I have a feeling you've already asked me that question.”

“I spoke with temptation the other night.”

“And how did that go?”

“I’m conflicted. He said that if I just give into him, he’ll l...

“Ever have that feeling that you’re someone else?”

“Who would I be?”

“Someone other than yourself.”

“But if I&...

“I’ve given up on quitting.”

“So, you’re quitting quitting?”

“I suppose, I am.”

“Then technically, you&r...

“Ever have that feeling of doubt?”

“All the time.”

“So, that’ common, right?”

“Of course. Everyone has a momen...

“Ever have that feeling that everyone in the world is weird?”

“Possibly.”

“But if everyone is weird, then wouldn’t weird be the new no...

“Well, it’s that time of year, again. Do you feel any different?”

“No.”

“Really? Because you turned a year older today.”

“I’m so bored.”

“How about we go see a movie?”

“Okay. That sounds fun.”

“What movie would you like to see?&rdq...

“Where do you see yourself in ten years?”

“Well, certainly not working here in this dump, that’s for sure. Hahahahaha….I mean, right? Hahahahaha&hellip...

“Whatcha eatin’?”

“Pie.”

“Why?”

“It’s Pi Day.”

“Pi Day?”

&ldqu...

“Ouch! Why’d ya do that for?”

“You’re not wearing green.”

“So you pinch me?”

“It’s St. Patrick&rsq...

“My boyfriend said that he loves me.”

“How sweet.”

“Not really. He told me in a text message.”

“Still counts.”...

“What do you do for a living?”

“I’m a lawyer.”

“Oh, that’s...interesting.”

“…And a doctor.”...

“I’m turning 300 today.”

“Congratulations! You must be so…drained? Tired?”

“Actually, I’m quite inspired.”

“Here’s your present.”

“I told you I didn’t want any gifts.”

“I know; I just wanted you to have something to open on your birthd...

“Ooh…I want this.”

“Go ahead. Take it.”

“What?”

“Take it. It’s yours.”

“Nah&hel...

“Hi.”

“Hello.”

“Lovely weather, we’ve been having.”

“Don’t.”

“Don’t what?&...

“Are you a people person? You like people?”

“Yes.”

“I could tell. You seem like a real people person. Someone who just gets people.”

“You have one hour to complete your exam. If you finish before the time is up, please lay your head down on your desk and wait for the remainder of the time….Are there any questions...

“We’re basically dating.”

“What does ‘basically dating’ mean exactly?”

“I’m so head over heels in love with the guy;...

“I have a confession to make.”

“What is it?”

“I possess an obsession, one I can’t seem to shake.”

“What’...

“He’s guilty of being guilty.”

“What?”

“That’s how the judge ruled.”

“That doesn’t make any sense....

“What is one thing you can’t live without?”

“Uh…my kite!”

“No, that’s incorrect. I believe a smart answer would be oxygen...

“Where did all of these boxes come from?”

“Oh, I was just cleaning out the attic.”

“Then, you’re putting this stuff back, right?&rdquo...

“He gave you the keys to our spaceship and you lost them?”

“Right.”

“You lost the keys to our spaceship?”

“Correct.&...

“I’m sorry you came in last place.”

“What are you talking about? I won.”

“Uh…No, you didn’t. You lost……&hel...

“How’d I do?”

“Well, I liked it. I thought you were wonderful.”

“But?”

“But…the crowd, on the other han...

“Honey, on your way home, can you stop and pick up half a gallon of milk?”

“Uh…Dear….I’m going to space right now.”

“I k...

“Darling, do you remember when our Michael took his first steps?”

“Of course, I do……I got it all on video.”

“I know you taped ...