The two candles were deeply in love.
He burned with passion for her; she melted at the sight of him.
Alas, such a flame could not be so easily extinguished.
"Oh damn, you're HOT!" the salad said to the soup.
The soup replied, "And look at you, dressed in that fancy vinaigrette- I half-wish you were undressed instead."
We knit little sweaters for Toothy and Fin
So they don't catch cold when they go for a swim.
"Bloodthirsty" and "mean", people label us sharks
But remember- we have kids, so we must have hearts.
they met on a plane, you know?
cramped like sardines in a can
but it was worth it because
they were finally escaping
the thundering bombs