Boys will be boys  ----> Some boys will become men.

Feeling self-conscious about his paleness, the ghost went to a tanning salon.  He came out looking like a shadow.

The two candles were deeply in love.

He burned with passion for her; she melted at the sight of him.

Alas, such a flame could not be so easily extinguished.

A pop, followed by

a chilling shriek. 

Splatters of red

stain the walls. 

A bottle lies open

on the table...

&nb...

"Oh damn, you're HOT!" the salad said to the soup.

The soup replied, "And look at you, dressed in that fancy vinaigrette- I half-wish you were undressed instead."

By the light of the moon

I caught sight of your charm

And when you saw me swoon

You caught me in your arms

they met on a plane, you know?

cramped like sardines in a can

but it was worth it because

they were finally escaping

the thundering bombs

You can't have a cake and eat it too --> You can't have a cake and not eat it

The more the merrier ----> The more the merrier, but not when you're infected with bacterier.

Every man has his price ----> Every man is priceless.