I really liked thefuture's idea of the Man with a Turnip for a Head driving around in a classy motorcar. I elaborated on this in a few (poorly drawn) sketches.
Even though the unfocused city surrounds me, I am in paradise.
*The video quality of this is so low because I unfortunately do not own a video camera. I used to, but it broke. I was given an old cell phone with video function recently...so I used that instead.
Here's the raw video of my fake history of the stars. I'll also put up a text version of this fake history for readings, changes, or reference.
Here is some stock footage of a spider eating. 1920x1080 resolution.
This is a drawing of my childhood self. It was created and given to me by a women who worked in my school at the time (I think it was 4th grade, I don't really remember). She wasn't a teacher, but worked with kids with disabilites. She didn't help me in that sense, but liked me just the same.
Over the years, as I have aged, this drawing has aged. It is to the point now where the ink has faded to an almost unviewable level. Perhaps it'd be cool to try and restore it to some extent, or even re-color it/texture it. I scanned it at a pretty high resolution, so it's even bigger if you download it.
I've looked at this image hanging on my wall, and watched it slowly fade. I'm sure one day it will nearly look as if there isn't any ink at all on the paper. I guess that's how it goes. I'm not entirely sure why I was wearing headphones in a classroom.
Here is some raw/stock footage of ducks, water, buidings/bridge, recreationalists, some trains, and cars. I tried to upload a high resolution Mov file (1920x1080), so it's probably best to be viewed as a download.
Raw footage of various bicycle things.
There are 13 different shots in the zip, I believe they're all .Mov at 1920x1080.
Here is a shot/file list (sort of):
"BustedChain" - Pan of a bicycle chain slightly disconnected from chain ring.
"ChainPan" - Attached chain on bicycle, panning from chainring to rear cog.
"Helmet" - Close up of the inside of a helmet.
"Lot" - Long shot of an abandoned parking lot, with a bicycle leaning against a post in the foreground. Some panning and focusing.
"Parts" - Basic shot of some bicycle drivetrain parts, pedals, etc, resting on an old chair.
"Push" - Brief handheld POV of pushing a bicycle.
"Resting" - Bicycle resting against a fence, long shot.
"RestingPan" - Same as above, but with some weird panning and exposure flare.
"Riding" - Brief POV clip of riding a bicycle.
"Seat" - Rack focus, leather bicycle seat close up.
"TireCU" - Rack focus extreme close up of a bicycle rear tire.
"Valve" - Extreme close up of a tire valve and rim, with some variation in focus played around with.
"Wheel" - Varying degrees of closeness with a detached rear wheel and cog. Also there is a part at the end where the camera follows the contour of the rim.
This is at a pretty high resolution, downloading looks much better.