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Emma Conner
- North Yorkshire...
- Last Record: 2013-05-21 07:29:10 -0700
- Joined: Mar 26, 2011
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This week's re-RECs are dedicated to some of my favourite contributions to the Dialogue Tales collab.
I hope you all enjoy them as much as I did. <3
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"Where are you going?" "Nowhere, um." "What?" "Nothing." "Are you going out?" "Um. Yeah. I think so." "Where are you going... |
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(For the A and B Scenes Collab - see resources below)
A: Here we are. B: Yes. Just like before. A: Well what do we do now? ... |
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"Good afternoon. May I help you on ... |
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“I wonder how old she is…” “She must be around my age.” “…And what’s your age?” “I&rsqu... |
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"I'll love you for as long as I live. Which is forever." "I don't know... I mean technically you're dead." 'UN-dead. There's a difference." "And you're always... |
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Dear Lord |
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"I think I'm going to quit soon." "Why's that?" "Because no one is going to read this." "That seems a bit rash." "Well I don't have any cute, witt... |
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-What time is it, man? -Time for you to shut the fuck up. -Wha… Fuck you, man! -Watch your fuckin' language. There's a child here. -Are you... |
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#1: "You're doing it wrong." #2: "No. No, I'm not." #1: "Yes you are. You're doing it all wrong. Did you even read the instructions?!" #2: "Yes... I mean, no.... |
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"Hello, welcome to the Holiday Inn, how are you?" "Great, thanks....so I saw on the sign outside that kids stay for free?" "Yes they do! Would you like... |
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“Seems a bit unfair, doesn’t it?” “What?” “Life.” “Well, yes, but why this time?” “Wel... |
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"Wait don't go." "Why?" "We're not finished." "We look pretty finished to me." "Really?" "What do you think?"
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A: Okay, so here's how it works: You step through that door, and you end up back in here, same exact moment you walked in, but with memories of everything you did up to that point. B... |
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“Let’s try this again.” “Where should I begin?” “The beginning.” “Well, that’s just it. There was no &ls... |
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"How are you?" "I'm good." "Liar." |
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--That young lady Billie Jean just defeated Bobby Riggs in the battle of the sexes. Did you hear ab-- --It’s a foamin’ pile of shite, that’s what it is! Tenni... |
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- Don't worry. With me, even YOU could get pretty children! ;) - ... |
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I hope it's okay to post a pic to this collab. I used to write these all the time when I was a wee little snarky-dark kidlet. These are some dialogue tales I wrote in 1989 when I was 15 (don't do the math; I'm 39 now.) Typed on a regular old typewriter. :D So, I've been doing these as a writing exercise for a really long time. As soon as I saw this collab, I knew I had to join (and I went a little crazy with it!) And I knew I wanted to post these, too. ^_^
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“You, sir, are a fork.” “I'm not a fork.” “Don't be absurd. You, are in fact, a fork.” “You're mistaken.” <... |
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"I love you." "I hate you." "That's cool...'cause opposites attract?" |
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"Can I ask you a question? It's about the moon." "Sure." "Do you know anything about an eclipse?" "You mean when the moon blocks the sun " "Yeah. ... |
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