Since I made like a million contributions to the Bad Advice collab, here's an album full of them!
Youth is wasted on the young --> Don't waste your youth
Remix of Krrr's contribution to the Bad Advice collab, and 12.42's nice compact way of phrasing it =)
Matt Conley's bad advice contribution remixed
Remix of AeB's contribution to the Bad Advice collab, called "Ignorance".
"Time is money" --> Time is priceless; money is worthless.
"Money doesn't grow on trees" --> Money sort of does grow on trees, but don't let pieces of paper define your life.
The glass half full/half empty --> If your glass is half empty, fill it up!
Treat others the way you'd like to be treated... unless you're a masochist.
When you assume, it makes an ASS out of U - leave ME out of it!
(original advice: "When you assume it makes an ASS out of U and ME")
They say laughter is the best medicine, but you should probably still go see a doctor.