Florence wasn't much of an inventor,

Although he thought he was

He was consumed with all things scientific

Though he contributed nothing to its cause

 Once upon a moonlit night

 Gloameo sat pondering his tragic plight

 He vividly remembered that fateful day

 When he fell in love wit...

Hernandez was a vampire

A vampire from Mexico

And while he loved to wear his cape

He often accessorized with a sombrero

 

<...

At the edge of a lonely cliff stands an abandoned old house

Ravaged by the elements for years

But if you happen to pass by on all hallow's eve<...

As the goddess of dawn awakens

And the Earth is bathed bright

Heralding the descent of the Longrays

Resplendent in the sun's shimmering light

&nbs...

The butterfly and seahorse

Such an unusual pair

Their love produced a sea dweller

Who was able to fly through the air

<...

In the terrible crash

That turned his head to mash

Fred however, was still alive

 

His blood slowly drained

He was in excruciatin...

Have you heard the story of Josephine and Joe?

It truly is a tale of woe

A modern day Bonnie and Clyde

A murderous duo who cheated and lied

 ...

Once upon a sunny day

Little Red was on her way

To Grandma's house deep in the woods

She hurried to get there as fast as she could

 

I looked out the window

To where my snowman once stood

In the corner of the backyard

Near the logs of wood

 

My eyes grew misty

Once there lived two lovers, Joe and Josephine
Joel was Joe's brother

Joe was the witty one oozing with charm
Although brainy, Joel had two left feet and all thumbs at the end ...

'Twas the night before Christmas

And before he went to bed,

Death strung tinsel around his house

In gold, green and red

 

He put ...

It was a snowy Christmas eve

Around ten thirty three

I had wrapped all the presents

And decorated the tree

 

The stockings were h...

Mr Spider went for a stroll

across the shiny linoleum floor

Mr Spider did not see

the little boy lurking behind the basement door

Mr Spider was en...

I left Death at home to babysit our kids

We had two girls and a boy named Sid

From three doors down I could hear my babies cry

I ran home quickly to find out ...

You've been a hitRECorder for almost a year

For so many of us, you are a cherished friend

So supportive are you, such encouraging words

On our recor...

When I woke I didn't feel right

But I hardly drank last night

So why am I so dizzy?

 

I didn't fly after a dive

Decided it wouldn...

Amber joined hitRECord

In August of this year

As soon as she joined

She started spreading so much cheer

 

She is so multi ta...

Dalkulla was a four legged girl

A little zombie, actually

Born without any eyes

But that didn't mean she couldn't see

 

She was a...

My love went to battle

In a faraway land

As his train pulled into the platform,

We kissed and he held my hand

 

He wrote me lette...

Way down in the sewer

Where the stagnant waters flow

Is a beauty salon of sorts

Where the chic monsters go

 

After a very tiring ...

I had a bunch of red balloons

But one of them broke free

Although I tried to grab it's string,

It floated away from me

 

But I wa...

For you monsters who are really wealthy

And whose lives are pretty much set

Then the most sought after luxury

Is to have a homo sapien as a pet

&n...

A huntsman was taking a stroll in the woods

He heard strange sounds carried by the breeze

In a clearing, a bleeding wolf stood

"Mr Huntsman, you have to help ...

The Witherspoon sisters were musical superstars

The most sought after act in all the local bars

Abigail's arias could silence a crowd

While Penelope's pitch w...

I came across a little antique shop

While on a lonely street one day

A bell tinkled as I opened the door

I bought a doll that was in the window display

Felicia often dressed up as a cat

She always had so much fun

She purred contentedly when scratched between the ears

And enjoyed lazing the whole day in t...

It's been five weeks

Since I buried my wife

I'm still such a mess

She was the centre of my life

I've been unable

To eat or sleep<...

People laughed at little Patrick

They said he was quite funny

He wore a rabbit suit

You see, he thought he was a bunny

 

He didn'...

Musoke was always unhappy

He was a lonely little giraffe

Just because he didn't look like them,

The others would always laugh

 

H...

I was held as a captive

On a pirate ship at sea

I pleaded with the Captain

But he refused to set me free

 

The Captain was so mea...

A cactus watched a pufferfish

Swim all alone in the tank

When he saw him swell up in misery

The cactus’ heart always sank

 

Fill a pretty jug with ice and water to the top

Cut some juicy lemons and squeeze out every golden drop

Stir in a little sweetness till dissolved, then stop

G...

Little Red sliced the wolf's belly

With her sharp garden knife

Thus saving herself

And her grandmother's life

 

She smiled at the...

"I'm stuffed" said the owl

"I think on my last prowl,

I ate far too many mice."

Hunting all night,

Certainly builds one's appetite

And...

I saw a girl exactly like me

Walking down the street

It's said we all have a twin somewhere,

But it's someone I never thought I'd meet

 

<...

 

 

I wrote a tiny story

And posted it on hitRECord

Ten minutes later, it disappeared

I was absolutely floored

 

It was like I had ne...