Florence wasn't much of an inventor,
Although he thought he was
He was consumed with all things scientific
Though he contributed nothing to its cause
At the edge of a lonely cliff stands an abandoned old house
Ravaged by the elements for years
But if you happen to pass by on all hallow's eve<...
As the goddess of dawn awakens
And the Earth is bathed bright
Heralding the descent of the Longrays
Resplendent in the sun's shimmering light
In the terrible crash
That turned his head to mash
Fred however, was still alive
His blood slowly drained
He was in excruciatin...
Have you heard the story of Josephine and Joe?
It truly is a tale of woe
A modern day Bonnie and Clyde
A murderous duo who cheated and lied
Once upon a sunny day
Little Red was on her way
To Grandma's house deep in the woods
She hurried to get there as fast as she could
I looked out the window
To where my snowman once stood
In the corner of the backyard
Near the logs of wood
My eyes grew misty
Once there lived two lovers, Joe and Josephine
Joel was Joe's brother
Joe was the witty one oozing with charm
Although brainy, Joel had two left feet and all thumbs at the end ...
It was a snowy Christmas eve
Around ten thirty three
I had wrapped all the presents
And decorated the tree
The stockings were h...
Mr Spider went for a stroll
across the shiny linoleum floor
Mr Spider did not see
the little boy lurking behind the basement door
Mr Spider was en...
I left Death at home to babysit our kids
We had two girls and a boy named Sid
From three doors down I could hear my babies cry
I ran home quickly to find out ...
JESTERLADY - A Poem
I'd like to say a few words about Jesterlady
That I'm sure you'd like to hear
Always with a smile on her face
And a flower tucked behind her ear
She is so supportive of others
And has so much love to share
We eagerly wait for her weekly albums
To see if our RECords are there
When we are sad and need comforting
She'll give us a hug to brighten our day
If we are in darkness
Like a beacon of light, she'll show us the way
She doesn't see anything wrong
With foxes and bunnies holding hands
Whenever raindrops fall
She can hear them tap dance where they land
She organized the skeletons in her closet
One lazy afternoon
Jesterlady would love to travel the world
Holding onto a little red balloon
That we find that special someone in our life
Is her heartfelt wish
And so, in this joyous season, Dear Jesterlady,
I would like to tell you this
Your wonderful words of encouragement
I'm really so grateful for
HitRECord would not be the same
Without you inspiring me to do more
Even though I live in India
From you that is so far away
Distances are insignificant
As I send you love on this Christmas day
I am so blessed to know you
Thank you for being my friend
Please know that whenever you are in need
On me you can always depend
I don't know how to make a video
Illustrating is something I can't do
I hope these words can convey
The love and respect I have for you....
MERRY CHRISTMAS JESTERLADY!!
When I was told by Kat that my Secret Santa friend was Jesterlady, I was excited and nervous at the same time because I didn't know what I was going to do. I went through most of Jesterlady's Reel and used the tiny stories she has written.
P.S. The snowman was drawn by my niece, I painted it on glass ;D
You've been a hitRECorder for almost a year
For so many of us, you are a cherished friend
So supportive are you, such encouraging words
On our recor...
When I woke I didn't feel right
But I hardly drank last night
So why am I so dizzy?
I didn't fly after a dive
Decided it wouldn...
Since he joined HitRECord
saintmaker's been quite a busy bee
Remixing, writing, painting
And of course, superb photography
I thought I'd get to know him better
By looking through his work
But when I saw 1745 RECords
I must admit, I went a bit berserk!
He gives so many hearts
He's as supportive as can be
saintmaker lets his nouns dangle their participles
For all the world to see
He's one of the funnest people I know
Always has something witty to say
When you're blue, read something he's written
It'll definitely brighten your day
When you are unsure of any of your records
His words of encouragement are all you need
saintmaker is an accomplished author
Whose books I soon hope to read
He's one of the pillars of HitRECord
For so many of us, a cherished friend
I hope you know dear saintmaker
You are someone I will always RECommend
That's he talented and so encouraging
No one can ever deny
So join me in wishing a Happy Valentine's Day
To such a wonderful guy!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY JIM!!
My love went to battle
In a faraway land
As his train pulled into the platform,
We kissed and he held my hand
He wrote me lette...
For you monsters who are really wealthy
And whose lives are pretty much set
Then the most sought after luxury
Is to have a homo sapien as a pet
A huntsman was taking a stroll in the woods
He heard strange sounds carried by the breeze
In a clearing, a bleeding wolf stood
"Mr Huntsman, you have to help ...
The Witherspoon sisters were musical superstars
The most sought after act in all the local bars
Abigail's arias could silence a crowd
While Penelope's pitch w...
I came across a little antique shop
While on a lonely street one day
A bell tinkled as I opened the door
I bought a doll that was in the window display
Felicia often dressed up as a cat
She always had so much fun
She purred contentedly when scratched between the ears
And enjoyed lazing the whole day in t...
It's been five weeks
Since I buried my wife
I'm still such a mess
She was the centre of my life
I've been unable
To eat or sleep<...
Fill a pretty jug with ice and water to the top
Cut some juicy lemons and squeeze out every golden drop
Stir in a little sweetness till dissolved, then stop
Little Red sliced the wolf's belly
With her sharp garden knife
Thus saving herself
And her grandmother's life
She smiled at the...
"I'm stuffed" said the owl
"I think on my last prowl,
I ate far too many mice."
Hunting all night,
Certainly builds one's appetite
I saw a girl exactly like me
Walking down the street
It's said we all have a twin somewhere,
But it's someone I never thought I'd meet
I wrote a tiny story
And posted it on hitRECord
Ten minutes later, it disappeared
I was absolutely floored
It was like I had ne...