The humans, on the other hand, felt a bit like robots. Or they would have, had they stopped to consider it.

He was constantly positive and was able to see the good in everything. This only made her dislike him even more.

The lightbulb often wondered why so many people wanted to change him.

Born.
Wow!

Raised.
Thanks!

Work.
Whew!

Fail.
Damn!

Succeed.
Hurray!

Fell.
(Love!)

Wed.
Cheers!