I went to your website, but all I found was a spider building a house...

After many years of loyal slavery I set my mirror free of his reflective tasks

But only days later he returned to his frame

After realising just how backward the wor...

Some nights I awaken, fearing the aliens have finally come for me... before realising I had left the TV on

If time flies but you're the pilot, is someone gonna teach me how to do a U-turn?

He was willing to go to helltic measures to get rid of his 'good boy' image 

She password protected her phone - not in fear of secrets being discovered, but rather the lack of

One strike, two strikes, three strikes, SNAP!

Matches just aren't what they used to be...

Hers was black milk-wise; his was black strength-wise.

Yesterday, my mirror retired from his frame

Tired of straightening up our backward world

Growing up siblingless, the walls were my best friends.