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Released 2012-05-15 22:38:54 -0600
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2012-05-13 08:21:10 -0600
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by EjWosu
2012-05-09 09:47:26 -0600
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i wish regular joe would sit with me and explain me how to navigate the page, because im kinda confused. i like it a lot tho

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2012-05-13 11:48:14 -0600
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1) The hat was new,


The downpour, perpetual


 


2) I think therefore I know I am doomed


 


3) And the very next day, he was was...

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2012-05-15 21:35:05 -0600
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Yes-you-am-musthideinfiction

We must hide find our selves in fiction.

2012-05-15 16:08:10 -0600
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by EjWosu
2012-05-11 14:12:37 -0600
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Why did you do that?

I panicked...

No, people don’t think that unclearly when they fucking panic!

I just did.

Good point but no normal person would.
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2012-02-21 14:27:22 -0700
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Conflicting and contrasting feelings that never compliment nor cohere,


A consistent clutter of chaos and confusion that leads nowhere,


Caught with a capricious mind that ...

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2012-05-10 14:10:34 -0600
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This is the first choral arrangement I've ever done - so there are probably many issues. I apologize if it's clumsy or not what you were expecting. Since the sonnet was written by Shakespeare in the 16th century, I thought I would attempt to match the style of a contemporary musician, Thomas Tallis - I hope some of you familiar with his work think I got at least a little close!


 


I'm also sorry for the glitches here and there in the recording - it seems that musescore (the program I used) has those sorts of issues.


 


If you happen to have a 48-person choir that fits the requirements of this arrangement ((which is a classic 16th Century cathedral arrangement slightly modified by the addition of one female part in each choir - 8 choirs each consisting of 2 boy sopranos, 1 alto (preferably adult female, although a boy soprano could also sing this part, but it wouldn't be as strong as I would like it to be), 1 tenor, 1 baritone, and 1 bass))  and you wish to record your choir singing this in a public performance - then so do I. Once we get to that point in the conversation, I'll send you the sheet music through less public channels than hitRECord.

2011-11-11 06:50:22 -0700
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yayy found the original so here is a better scan <3


add a tiny story to her if you like x

by mirtle
2012-05-10 12:27:08 -0600
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by elayne
2012-05-07 06:30:36 -0600
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2012-05-14 08:11:26 -0600
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Simple glockenspiel based piece.

2010-05-19 10:08:01 -0600
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Ivbunny

I cropped the paws a bit more which is what I should have done with the earlier version.


I think this looks better :)

2012-05-14 23:17:42 -0600
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life is made of days of growing up.


i dont think the growing up ever stops, until life does.

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2012-04-24 20:39:32 -0600
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i was going to just to walk past,


but your lights were burning so brightly,


i found myself stopping...

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2012-05-14 22:36:58 -0600
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2012-05-04 15:55:17 -0600
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hold me close,


fly me far,


help me light the way.


if i...

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2012-05-14 08:46:12 -0600
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The little boy wondered why his tears were salty.


The mermaid girl wondered why hers weren't. 

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2012-05-12 23:19:21 -0600
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Bada

My contribution for Bad Advice collab made by Marke, this is my remix for Wise old dogs bad advice by ppeppina! :)


 

2012-02-21 10:10:43 -1000
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"The city lights spent their nights fantasizing that they were stars,


unaware that they had formed constellations of their own".


A little illustration for City Lights (Tiny S) made by Christopher Harn, I thknk that it's a lovely tiny Story.

2012-05-10 12:50:42 -0600
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2012-05-11 13:10:09 -0600
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Dscn1663
This is all wrong, the cat has been working on the computer when I was at work....
2010-07-30 23:03:31 -0600
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Sometimes I get lost in my dreams

2012-05-14 06:08:43 -0600
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2012-05-13 10:04:45 -0600
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(As always, thanks to my 4yr old niece Gabrielle for her lovely narration skills. We always have a lot of fun making these, check out some of the others in the resource.)


 


There once was a boy named Skip.


He would skip rocks; with ooold Sea Turtles. He made a ghostly friend.


He loved adventures.


Guess what?  Skip made a rocket! That's right, a rocket.


It was red and white, bright and shiny; big as a house. Skip was flying to the Moon.


"Are you ready Rocket?!" said Skip.


"Beep Bop Boop Bop, I am Ready."


"Then do a countdown!"


"3, 2, 1...."


"Blast off!!"


Skip and Rocket, flew through the air!! Skip could see the whole world!


The Moon was getting closer.


"We're almost there Rocket!"


"Beep Bop Boop Bop, approaching the Moon in 3, 2, 1...."


"We made it!!"


"Mission completed."


"Thanks Rocket."


Skip was so far from home; he didn't even care.


Skip was on a Journey, and boy he loved it.


 


                      (The End) 

2012-05-04 17:23:51 -0600
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The Phrase: Heart Attack


Definition:


1. Possible fatal cardiac reaction.


2. What happens to a record when its featured on hitrecord.


 

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2012-05-12 12:03:34 -0600
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by rejjie
2011-07-05 20:58:41 -0600
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I regret to inform you that our opinions differ. Please accept this basket of stale bread, fruit cake, and a hand knitted oversized vomit-green sweater with a cat on it. 

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by joellen
2012-05-08 14:58:17 -0600
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he thought if he could fill the space
they would notice he was there
he tried so hard to hold his breath
so he wouldn't disappear
2012-05-13 20:24:31 -0600
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Thank

..for getting the stream to flow!

by artanon
2012-05-14 12:29:09 -0600
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Coming straight at me are two tons of metal and a pair of blinding lights. I’m sitting in the passenger seat with four broken nails, staring at a dashboard that could eas...

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by xanlee
2012-05-13 15:28:23 -0600
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Curiosity killed the cat, but everyone blamed the goat...


 


 


 


teehee ;D

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2012-05-14 09:52:45 -0600
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Birds

Paper version of CaipiChocolateandCinammon's lovely collage

2012-05-14 07:39:05 -0600
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Regjoebunny

A while ago RegularJOE posted a picture of his Jared Gelleresque hair on Twitter.


Here's the link http://t.co/syOyoxqY


After many tries I think I've come close ;)

2012-05-10 07:11:12 -0600
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by sabine
2011-11-11 21:43:04 -0700
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Mascara smudges under my eyes


 That's where I rubbed you out

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2012-05-03 11:43:15 -0600
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Bunnylaur

That´s Chuchu at the age of 17 or 18 i guess. Sojushots said I have to remain a bunny :D

by Chuchu
2012-05-11 04:13:17 -0600
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Maybe not something for Hit Record, but such is life


Matthew

2012-05-13 13:50:14 -0600
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as my memories fade,


my heart will always remember that...


it will remember...


it will re....


it will remember...


that...


...

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2012-05-12 17:58:13 -0600
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Some of you have been writing new stories for the 'things that make me happy #1' record, so I thought I should upload a new version without the text.


I can always get rid of the textured background if need be.


 


The original text read:


things that make me happy #1:


Listening to sad music while having happy thoughts...

by Kubi
2012-05-13 19:32:43 -0600
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Curiosity had an off day. He only managed to maim a mouse.

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2012-05-12 05:43:03 -0600
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"Sorry I didn't recognize you. From here, you all look like tiny specks of light," said the moon to the astronaut.

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by DianeFT
2012-05-13 15:34:31 -0600
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Castles are for those to keep whose carcasses delusion seek.

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by sabine
2012-05-10 11:31:57 -0600
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2012-05-13 14:10:20 -0600
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by JulesKD
2012-05-03 14:01:17 -0600
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Taken in the Winter, Half the door is burned away in a firepit

by TwoYous
2011-08-03 05:13:18 -0600
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by lokiii
2011-07-11 07:06:37 -0600
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by lokiii
2011-07-11 07:38:29 -0600
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humm... everyone gets a little wound up every now and then. :P


 


I'm leaving the country tomorrow, so while I'll be drawing, I probably won't be uploading them as much (or just in big, overwhelming chunks of landscapes :'D) so this is a little 'ttfn' kinda record I've been sitting on.


 


it was supposed to be longer, but the inventor was uncooperative, and therefore I have rejected him for the moment. maybe later, when he's not giving me attitude, I'll complete this little tale. :)


<3

by cacheth
2012-05-16 18:08:58 -0600
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This is how the RECord Store's Tiny Book of Tiny Stories 2010 profits will be split.

These numbers are from January 1st, 2011 to December 31st, 2011.
2012-05-16 10:45:47 -0600
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CALLING ALL DESIGNERS / WRITERS / ILLUSTRATORS! THE REGULARITY IS HERE!


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THE REGULARITY #70 (05/15/12)


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DESIGNERS: We are going to make a whole new collection of merchandise for The RECord Store: tee-shirts, posters, tote bags, postcards, bookmarks… all kinds of stuff! Come contribute to the Summer Collection 2012


BIG NEWS!: The RECord Store profit proposals have just been released! Come check 'em out and join the discussion. We need your input by May 29th.


WRITERS: Your Resident Director wirrow requests your skills! RE: The Tiny Book of Tiny Stories Vol. 2!  Oh, and we have a June deadline so we gotta hurry! :oD


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Thanks Again!


<3


J


 


 


FCP by Dr. Gory

2012-05-16 16:19:48 -0600
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According to a series of Egyptian hieroglyphs uncovered in his tomb, Ramesses VI first pioneered the daytime nap in 1144 BCE. The only earlier record of asleepiness was recounted in the Hebrew B...

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2012-05-15 07:47:29 -0600
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2012-05-17 05:40:04 -0600
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No respect or even a reply


but never mind we suspected the same all a long


when you leave, with a backdoor key


well they don't want you seen on their street.<...

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2012-05-17 07:01:32 -0600
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2012-05-16 07:33:19 -0600
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2012-05-16 07:55:04 -0600
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2012-05-16 20:51:28 -0600
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by wirrow
2010-03-31 20:56:14 -0600
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T-shirt._hit_record_png_drawing_only

It's PNG, separated from background, if anyone want to mess around with this. 4100x2800 pxls

by MarieIv
2011-03-05 14:18:37 -0700
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2012-03-27 00:33:04 -0600
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Scfg

For the HR summer collection 2012!!!!

2012-05-17 12:49:41 -0600
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2012-05-17 08:43:47 -0600
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2012-04-20 11:48:08 -0600
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My hands xrayed with the assistance of my co-worker, Dr. Amanda Sayers. I have been wanting to take this xray for some time. Next week our office is becoming high tech with a new digital xray so I thought I would use one of the last 8x10 films and radiate myself for art. I talked some at work about HitRecord and my boss basically told me to go ahead but don't let OSHA find out.

2012-05-17 19:26:01 -0600
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Wirrowshirt2

A shirt for the summer collection based on Wirrow's regularity where he stated he "was not Joe."

2012-05-17 17:32:52 -0600
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Hitrecordtigerrainbow

PAPER TIGER RAINBOW RIDER w/ brookeduckart & Consh

2012-05-16 18:29:08 -0600
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2012-04-19 17:42:39 -0600
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Heart-0n1

This was made with the help of my good friend, Aszarkowski!  : )


This could actually become a new phrase used here on the site, lol

2011-07-18 23:39:10 -0600
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Nicev3

I can't decide if i like this or not, it could be smaller, and needs to be centered better on the tee.

2012-05-17 16:25:59 -0600
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by Kubi
2012-05-18 02:36:52 -0600
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by KatM
2012-05-17 17:38:20 -0600
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This quote from the BFI show really stuck with me

by mnghali
2011-08-06 22:06:16 -0600
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He tried to understand what the artist wanted to say


Not realising that the painting had been taken away

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2012-05-18 05:42:07 -0600
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Shot glasses. This is just a very rough idea for the summer merch 2012....sorry for the roughness...i'm no good with photoshop :)


I thought the round bottom of the glass could be the big red hitRECord dot.

2012-05-18 06:27:19 -0600
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INT. LIVING ROOM - EVENING


JENNY, a twentysomething, sits on her couch as she reads a novel. She’s had a long day, and the quiet suits her well. Kids play outside, birds ...

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2012-05-08 18:07:39 -0600
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2012-05-17 08:30:49 -0600
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The first doctor said, "Your heart is broken."


The second doctor said, "She also took your spleen."

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2012-05-17 15:17:15 -0600
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(Don't know why there is dead 4:00 after. but its only 3:24 seconds long)


I wrote this song at the 11th hour. No seriously, i found this track and shit just came out of me, and then when i decided i was liking this i looked at the clock and it was 11:11, i took that as a sign to upload. it's been ages since i've written words for a song that someone has heard.


lyrics:


 


I wonder how we're going.


Lock & Load.


Even Space and Time between us,


the story is untold.


 


And  here we are,


Countdown: to nothing.


Countdown: to nowhere.


Set the clock we're going


 


Time Traveler


 


It's been far too long,


and I couldn't wait to see your face.


They all know about us.


If it's you or me, I fall.


 


Countdown: to nowhere


Here I am, up against the wall


 


Time Traveler x2


 


And here we are,


Countdown: to nothing.


Countdown: to nowhere.


Set the Clock we're going.


 


Time Traveler.

2012-05-17 22:44:20 -0600
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The stars had fallen from the sky onto the beach so they could crawl into the sea.

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2012-05-09 06:39:33 -0600
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"I don't get it."

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2012-05-17 11:43:09 -0600
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this is second version of " day dreaming" HR is the pleace where we make things togther. as I said in the day dreaming I am not good at remixing.. I hope someone will put other people's records or ur records in back ground! the theme of this drawing is " HITRECORD is where we make things together"

2012-05-17 09:25:26 -0600
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This is an old Appalachian spiritual from the 19th century that's in the public domain. It sometimes goes by the name Down to the River, but the first written versions used valley instead of river, so that's what I did here. It was sung by slaves working the field and first appeared in a book of slave songs in 1867. suzyrene brought it to my attention on tumblr.


I love this song and added some oooohs over the verses. I think this is a great song to build on, and I would love to hear other voices on it +harmonies. It just begging for a whole chorus of people. I tried coming up with a harmony after I composed the ooooh harmony, but it wasn't working, so I figured I'd throw it out to you guys.


The lyrics - roughly - are below. I didn't deviate hugely, but they're not 100% accurate.


As I went down in the valley to pray


Studyin' about that good old way


And who shall wear the starry crown


Good Lord, show me the way


Oh fathers let's go down


Let's go down come on down


Oh fathers let's go down


Down in the valley to pray


As I went down in the valley to pray


Studyin' about that good old way


And who shall wear the robe and crown


Good Lord, show me the way


Oh mothers let's go down


Come on down don't you wanna go down


Come on mothers and let's go down


Down in the valley to pray


As I went down in the valley to pray


Studyin' about that good old way


And who shall wear the starry crown


Good Lord, show me the way


Oh brothers let's go down


Let's go down come on down


Come on brothers and let's go down


Down in the valley to pray


As I went down in the valley to pray


Studyin' about that good old way


And who shall wear the robe and crown


Good Lord, show me the way


Come on sinners and let's go down


Let's go down oh, come on down


Come on sinners and let's go down


Down in the valley to pray


As I went down in the valley to pray


Studyin' about that good old way


And who shall wear the starry crown


Good Lord, show me the way

2011-06-15 01:28:25 -0400
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2012-05-16 17:05:59 -0600
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Canvas-grocery-bag

For those who want to design their own hitrecord bag...

2011-03-05 08:17:59 -0700
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Possibilities

I loved Bloemy's story and it made me want to draw. <3

2012-05-17 17:48:14 -0600
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2012-05-18 11:24:41 -0600
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The fork spooned the knife,


so the spoon knifed the fork.

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2012-05-15 18:31:02 -0600
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