he was high strung, and always being plucked at.

he couldn't stay focused

she couldn't mend her broken heart

she was never herself, she was always pretending to be someone else

she always kept her feelings bottled up

he kept losing track of time

he couldn't get his act together

he couldn't see the forest for the trees

she was a late bloomer.

she was an eyesore

she couldnt have her cake and eat it, too.

he took up too much space,

her beauty was only skin deep.

he couldnt carry a tune.

she always judged a book by it's cover,

he drew his last breath

it was always having it's buttons pushed

he couldnt understand the  gravity of the situation

he kept putting his foot in his mouth

his life was in ruins

she was skating on thin ice

she just didnt give a f**k anymore.

he didnt have the formula for success

his horoscopes were always in retrograde

 his life was reel-y a tear jerker- full of drama and suspense, always a horror.

it was framed.

it was on the lamb.

it's always running hot and cold

he was always tripping.

she was rotten to the core

he was too shallow

he was always putting up with bullsh*t

he could never get ahead.

it was shady

she was always inbetween jobs.

(slightly less offensive.)

he questioned his own existance

he was always needling others

it was always being nickeled and dimed

he didn't have a trick up his sleeve.

he always passed the buck

he didn't give a flying puck

No matter what he did, there were always strings attached.

(didn't know if there was a similar contribution to the collab, didn't see one)