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koura
- 3 ft back...
- Last Record: 2013-06-20 06:02:14 +1000
- Joined: Dec 13, 2011
- twitter.com/KouraLilly
some of these are really cute/funny...and i think they could make a really cool book and/or calendar (of the gregorian kind, saintmaker... ;))
anyway – i offered to pull together some into an album for whatever editorial use it would be – so here goes. i think all of these are really clever. some of them i found laugh-out-loud funny.
these also would be good illustrated...?
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Was never caught in the act. |
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He couldn't even kill time. |
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She couldn't even draw a conclusion (or an inference). |
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He couldn't cut it. He never measured up. Seamed crooked. |
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He couldn't shut his trap. |
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She missed a period. |
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He lost his nerve. |
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His career was in the toilet. |
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She had no spine. |
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He sucked. |
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He was outnumbered. |
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he drew his last breath |
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broke his funny bone. |
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He was tired of being a drag |
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became a tree-hugger
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(for those of you who are unfamiliar with motocross...long... |
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found out there was no santa claus
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her beauty was only skin deep. |
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Was never in good spirits |
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Carried the weight of his world on his shoulders. |
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Just couldn't hold it together. |
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He didn't have no uncle...
O_o |
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He had so many questions |
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He couldn't find a mate. |
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Worked until he died. |
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Never knew how lucky he was. |
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Never knew what hit him. |
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He couldn't sink any lower. |
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He kept digging up dirt. |
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He no longer gave a hoot. |
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Was best known for his Blue Period.
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he couldn't weather the storm. |
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His evidence wouldn't stand up. Then he lost his will. |
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she was a late bloomer. |
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he couldn't stay focused |
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He felt deflated. |
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he knew he was getting nickel and dimed. |
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He just couldn't make cents.
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He couldn't handle change.
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Just became board. |
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Just couldn’t collect his thoughts. |
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Nobody realized what a fun guy he was
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he couldn't get his act together |
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she always kept her feelings bottled up |
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He was always rubbed the wrong way |
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He just couldn't cut it. |
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He was always very tense |
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...just couldn't ketchup. |
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felt pointless |
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never met |
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...knows he sucks.
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reached the end of his rope |
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He could never show his dark side. |
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It turns out he isn't man's best friend
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He is a vegetarian. |
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Matriculated |
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Those two chickens double-crossed him. |
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It was always holding back. |
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was feeling washed up |
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He was rarely invited to weddings and victory celebrations. |
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taking a beating |
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It truly isn't greener on the other side... |
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He lost his marbles. |
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There were always strings attached. |
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he was high strung, and always being plucked at. |
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No one is dying to meet him. |
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it was always having it's buttons pushed |
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it was always being beat up
(sad, i know) |
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He was too afraid to come out of the closet. |
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he couldnt understand the gravity of the situation |
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he felt deflated |
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he kept putting his foot in his mouth |
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He never quite knew if he was a part or the whole. |
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his life was in ruins |
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she was skating on thin ice |
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She was Claustrophobic.
*special thanks to Kubi |
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he didnt have the formula for success |
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he knew his life was going nowhere. |
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It was feeling blue. |
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Only wanted to be touched. Instead he got scratched. |
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wanted to eat a cookie...but he was stuffed...
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ok - yes, this collab is addicting...! |
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It hit a rough patch :) |
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He was caught in a jam. |
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He always drove people away. |
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She's been having an off day. |
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He let people walk all over him |
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It was spread too thin.
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He didn't have the energy to travel anymore. He was running out of steam. |
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She just wanted to go out.
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it was framed. |
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The day finally came when things just couldn't get any better. |
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He just wanted to be cool. |
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always covering for everyone else |
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His days were numbered. |
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could never find a happy medium.
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she couldn't see two feet in front of her face.
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Always in hot water
This is for bluewaves awesome contribution to the sad collab.
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He was worn out. |
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His life was perfect. |
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He felt de-pressed.
*no iron-y intended |
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People were always using him to get to the top. |
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she was rotten to the core |
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People could see right through him. |
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He was always getting kicked |
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Couldn't bring himself to take the plunge. |
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Had to keep everything together while being stretched to its limits. |
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It just didn't pan out for him.
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She just couldn't find the right words. |
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He didn't make the cut. |
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It always felt beneath everyone. |
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he was too shallow |
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He never felt a spark with anyone.
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He had a hot temper.
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He just needed someone positive.
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Was never told a secret |
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Food went right through him. |
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He was always getting pushed around.
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Things couldn't get any worse. |
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No one ever tickled her |
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He always felt blue.
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He wasn't very sharp.
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He had lost his drive |
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He couldn't even land a job
teehee ;) My captain will hate me!! |
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He doesn't have a heart. |
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He croaked |
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He could never leave his house... |
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was always picked on |
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He was such a kill joy.
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He was fed up with all the boos. |
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He was lactose intolerant. |
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He just couldn't glow on |
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It lost its member. |
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he lost his sole |
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It was mist.
*in honor of caroleluciole <3 |
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He couldn't find his glasses. |
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He kept forgetting the words. |
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he could bring people together but had no control over their ability to connect |
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he wanted to reign forever |
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he always brought others to tears |
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Was always given the cold shoulder |
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no one knew he existed |
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had lost it's edge...
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He was always getting himself tangled up in drama.
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He couldn't find the words either. |
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He kept breaking his leg. |
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He kept getting cut. |
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he could never get ahead. |
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it was shady |
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it knew it was toast.
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His life was grim, even though people were dying to meet him. |
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All of his points were mooooooooooooooot. |
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Working hard, but not enough bread. And that pop tart he married never lets him forget it. |
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It was feeling bleu. |
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was always so negative.
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he lost his memory |
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She couldn't read people. |
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He always felt under the weather. |
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It had so much drama. |
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It often exposed itself |
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He was tired of living by a thread. |
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Trust me, he's sad.
*a joint venture between todd and saintmaker |
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Nobody cared that he was stuck in a box. |
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It wasn't always his fault |
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was tired of hanging out with that brat. He was the wurst. |
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He couldn't get a grip. |
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None of the frogs would let her kiss them... |
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...on that very same day, was sitting under a fig tree.
*But at least he got a cookie named after him. |
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'he was falling to pieces.'
Sad Letter is sad. It's difficult when no one understands your sense of humor. Sad Letter can tell you about it!
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...got rolled. Repeatedly. |
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