this is our poor, dear, fretful schmub. he has a tendency to mumble and only speaks his mind when he is sure no one can hear him. he keeps to himself and avoids social interaction at any cost. he appears to have a bit of a mustache but it could be dust and fuzz he's gathered from scooting along the ground all the time. perhaps someday he'll come to enjoy his simple uneventful life but for now he fills his hours with fear and trepidation...