A new hairdresser called me up asking for my business. When I arrived at the shop she took one look at me and said: "Never mind." Would this work better if the person was bald? Either way I...

The woman of time bent over the broken clock, fixing it. When finished she checked the new time by glancing at her own watch. She dropped the fixed clock, breaking it anew, in surprise. She w...

The butterfly was in love. He looked up and saw her. But he felt nothing in his stomach.

The girl lay in her bed, tired and ready for sleep.

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.

A tapping noise came from somewhere over her head.

Tap. Tap. Tap. Tap.

The Monster’s Name

 

The man was horrified when he saw the monstrous form in front of him and froze in fear. The monster turned and spying the man spoke in a ...

If you're worried about being forgotten after you die-don't.

The telemarketers will never forget you.

 

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It's just sad t...

He'd always believed he would fly among the stars. But it wasn't until he discovered Balloon Airline that he got his chance.

 

 

 

Some children are careless and let go of their balloon when it tries to fly. Others, never let go, and see wonders no one else has ever seen.

 

 

-I...

How much do you really want to spend on shampoo?

 

-I cheated cause Rapunzel's not really a princess, but hey...:)

I think you're taking the concept of beauty sleep a little bit too literally

When the only fella you're really interested in is actually a tiger, you know you're in trouble come marriage time

You'd think a lock would be a smart choice on a box that can end the world!

Is it a crime to want to organize your skeletons? ... Don't answer that

"Are you sure it's okay for foxes and bunnies to hold hands?"

"I'm sure."

and I am not funny.

At all.

 

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Smweed's collab Insides Out put the idea for this in my head and thus, I REs...

She was just a little bit irritated with her parents' idea of a student exchange program

Rain drops are tap dancers at heart

 

 

 

-I thought I'd just shorten up Rochelle's delightful story! <3

The wishing well sarcastically wondered how humans would feel if it tossed coins at them and expected them to fulfill the impossible.

I wonder what it would be like to live in a world where everyone was being filmed for a documentary.

Including the cameramen.

 

It would probably be real...