The text (because the sound is freaking bad):
-Hello Fluffy
-Hello Furry
- Today we are going to learn new words, but first..
- Tell me about air freshener!
- The first air freshener was introduced in 1948..
- Really?
-Really. But the truth is that it was invendted because of alien invaders!
- Tell me about them.
- They came to Earth to kill everyone you love.
- Oh no!
- They came to kill your mothers, your fathers, your friends, everyone. They were so small and so tiny that peolpe don't even notice them. But they were everywhere.
- OMG!
- Smth had to be done and scientists invented a secret ingredient that'd kil all the aliens.
- But how to make people use insecticide and to keep alien invasion in secret.
- Well, they invented a legend about "Item that will make air smell good"
-How interesting - tell me about it.
- So they called it "freshener".
- And we made it? Yess! We killed all the alien invaders!
- Now remember boys and girls that every time you use Freshener - You protect the Earth!
Ok, so this is my video - Fake History of air freshener,
It was invented after alien invaders had occupied the Earth, and
scientiests invented some kind of secret stuff to kill them.
It's kinda tv show for kids and... So there are words to learn - like "kill" and "insecticide".
Public Domain footage
research laboratory http://www.archive.org/details/Frontier1937
backgroumd http://www.archive.org/details/Heavenly1920
peple, cities http://www.archive.org/details/Miracleo1955
stop sign http://www.archive.org/details/Preventi1940
alien spaceships! http://www.archive.org/details/safety_harm_hides
and this two hosts are actually made from sweater.
This is, probably, the weirdest thing I've ever done.
