The cloud sometimes wonders where all these balloons come from, but he never turns any of them away.

Someone has to love them.

8 was always jealous of 1, since 1 was always first. But upon further reflection, 8 realized that first was where 1's reign ended. However if 8 simply turned on his side, he became infinity, whe...

Last week I swallowed a lemon seed. I didn’t believe my mom when she said a lemon tree would start growing in my stomach...but the x-rays are looking pretty convincing.


I would rea...

Everyone always assumes I’m in disguise, but I have no desire to infiltrate. I just like wearing wool.

A little lady called Lucy once liked to lick lollipops. Then later she learned about the Lolligang, who like to lick lovers of lollipops. Lucy doesn’t lick lollipops any longer.

Dear Lips,

You'd be so much cooler if you learned to whistle.

Sincerely,
Brain

It was 90 degrees outside, and she could feel the sweat dripping down the back of her neck. But when she looked at him, she got goosebumps.

Tonight was Tim’s birthday, and he threw a party. Owl decided to go, even though Tim is a human. Tim’s friends didn’t like that, so they drugged Owl.

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I wrote this in November as a gift to my dear friend InkedCanvas. Now that she's finally gotten the package I sent her, I can RECord this without spoiling anything. Here's to you inky <8&...

Day and night the wind howled, calling for his lost love. The wolf, however, remained silent; she couldn’t stand the thought of being with someone so cold.

In a faraway field there lived a daring rogue frog who stood for nothing and no one and who galavanted around the pond, alone.

Collectively written by jordyn.myah, ashleewithani, Sparra,...

As the fork and the spoon realized that they would soon be thrown away, they were overcome with sadness. Neither wanted to be alone in the end, so they huddled together to spend their last minutes ...

The Moon cried one night as his beloved Stars fell from the sky. But he cheered up at the sight of the little boy below, waiting to catch the Stars and keep them safe.

&...

After years of abuse, the mailbox had finally had enough. As the mailman and the homeowner converged upon him one morning, he voiced his frustration.

"You!" the angry mailbox yelled at ...

My wisdom was forcibly taken from me today. It was extracted from my mouth...

...in the form of three small teeth.

I loved venns's picture, so I wrote something to go along with it.


Stoic and stolid, the monolith held his position while his peers gathered to judge him. No matter the judgement p...

Wash your clothes, or they will band together, and come after you. Please, think of your washer and dryer. Don't let your dirty laundry get out of hand.

The insomniac is a ninja, he fights sleep...and glues his headphones to his head to hear the voices of his faraway friends.

As the others ran, I waited, chainsaw in hand, for the arrival of the Zombie Princess.

Valentine's Day had arrived once again, and as the girl sat alone with her thoughts she said, "Maybe one day this holiday won't make me so sad."

The sky sounds like it's throwing everything about in a fit of rage. Maybe if it would just cry it would feel better.

"Today is Halloween!" the little boy called excitedly.

"Oh joy," grumbled the pumpkin. He was not so excited.

Sometimes, pterodactyls visit Regina...and bad things happen...

The rain came down in torrents and showed no signs of letting up. Eventually, the little girl looked at the sky and said, "Sorry Sky, we can try to be better. Please stop crying." And the sun came ...

Whenever I feel like shit, I write a tiny story.

Then I feel better knowing that I’ve given something new to the world.

There once was a man named Fred. One day, the man named Fred decided to create something. On that day, Fred created the wigamopop. Thank you Fred. Long live wigamopops.

Right before Santa left the house, he crept into the kitchen, expecting to find a plate of cookies and a tall glass of milk. What he found instead was a group of soldiers adorned in chocolate chips...

As the late hours of Christmas Eve dragged on, the stockings waited morosely for the time when Santa would fly through the chimney and cover them in soot.

As Santa tumbled out of the 596,486,284 chimney of the night, he realized that it might be time to invest in some knee-pads.

The ornaments on the tree all seemed to be just out of reach from one another. One morning, however, the tree toppled. The ornaments smashed to pieces as they hit the ground, but as the family reac...

‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,
the family continued to ignore the stirrings of the sad, lonely mouse.

One day Astatine was rolling down a hill when he happened upon a very attractive looking pebble. ...

I was going to write a tiny story, but Hesher interrupted me...

 

Once upon a time...

...fuck this shit. Go flip a table.

Last night I dreamt that I could fly. I soared over mountains and oceans and the bright lights of cities. But when I woke up it was like Gravity was laughing in my face. So, I went skydiving. In...

“You can’t reap us if you can’t reach us. Na nee na nee chirp chirp,” sang the birds.

 

“I need wings,” sighed...