Said one electron to another, "Where are you?" "I'm certain that I'm over here!" said the other. "How fast can you get here?" "That," said the electron, "I couldn't tell you."
Im still new here so im not sure if im doing this right. But here is my...odd interpretation. I just pictured a disgruntled lady talking to her husband about when hes getting home...haha Wish I had more time but oh well :)